When I got my hands on a server running a fully legitimate Windows Server 2003 R2, the question arose: what to do about online updates? They close security holes, improve performance, and generally โ bring communism a little closer in one particular server.
As far as I know, everyone who doesn’t update their Windows does so because their copy is pirated. But this one was completely legitimate, wonderful, and lawful โ a clear conscience and the sheep safe and sound.

